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LL: Do not piss off those bitches in airports. Take a lesson from Johnnie Larch.

SM: I don't know Johnnie Larch.

LL: Johnnie Larch got out after five years. He gets to the airport, hands his ticket to the woman at the counter, who asks for his driver's license. He gives it to her. She says, "It's expired." He says, "It might not be a valid drivers license, "but it is a damn fine identification. There's my picture, my weight, and my height. Who the fuck do you think it is?" She says, "I'll thank you for not using that sort of language with me, sir." He says, "Give me my fucking boarding pass right fucking now."

LL: Now, he has the right to take that tone. She was disrespecting him. You don't let people disrespect you in prison. Why the fuck would he let her disrespect him as a free man? Mm-mm. She hit a button. Bzzzt— Security shows up. He's back in prison. You understand what I'm saying right now?

SM: One of those "behaviors that work inside a specialized environment such as a prison but can fail to work when outside such an environment" - sort of situations.

LL: No, dummy. I'm saying do not piss off those bitches in airports.